Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still On the Loose, But That’s No Reason Not to Reopen Jurassic Park - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sure-the-velociraptors-are-still-on-the-loose-but-thats-no-reason-not-to-reopen-jurassic-park

you’ll be pleased to know that, rather than double down on our containment efforts, we’ve decided to dissolve the velociraptor containment task force altogether, and focus instead on how we can get people back into the park as quickly as possible